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Enlightenment by smurfboy21, literature

Literature

Enlightenment

Can I tell you a secret? I've never had a dream. What? like ever? Never. but that's not the secret. Oh? I love it now. Hmm, Yeah, I used to hate it. Envy all the creative people who would have cinematic dreams with adventures and drama, and ask when am I going to get those kind of experiences? That makes sense. Guess I won't tell you about my dream last night. It was pretty epic. I bet. I mean, it was. Romance, gore, happiness; what more could I want? Right. Listen. I fell in love with the perfect person, lost my child to a disease, but in the end fell happy. I mean? Yeah, fifteen years ago, I'd hate you for telling me all this. You think it's funny, but for real. I would wake up and cry because I thought something was wrong. That I did something wrong or I was broken. How do I fix something I have no control over? You know? Hmm, I mean do you want me to answer that? I can try. Listen, have you tried to think about a person you have a crush on before falling asleep? Or thinking about a

Different Lenses of Young Goodman Brown by smurfboy21, literature

Literature

Different Lenses of Young Goodman Brown

Applying the assumptions and practices of feminist, Marxist, and psychological criticism one can illuminate meaning the theorists would have extracted from Young Goodman Brown written by Nathaniel Hawthorne. Feminist critics would reveal primarily the treatment of women within the text; Marxist critics would search for social, economic, and political meaning; and the psychological critics would delve into the text for the emotional, thoughtful, and volitional meaning. Feminist criticism according to Simone De Beauvoir begins with “[t]he myth of the woman play a considerable part in literature….” Then sh

The poem of my frat brother by smurfboy21, literature

Steal My Raps by smurfboy21, literature

Literature

Steal My Raps

Go ahead try to steal my bars! Here's my list of goals: To be npr's czar. The top Star Slaying with the Verbal guitar. Like slash killing with the mad riffs I'm smoking cruel splifs; Leaving the scars on my lungs. Like a mad bear on tour lookin at all the jail bait but I'm a lightweight not trying to be part of the crime rate So, I'm a wait upstate while she working on her growth rate Then I'm going to invite her on a perfect date when she's got the clean slate. She better not be overweight cuz I'm trying to procreate My last name ain't Columbus I isn't trying to circumnavigate She better have thick skin cuz I'm sick and going to mess her u

Nasty Lustful Rapping by smurfboy21, literature

Literature

Nasty Lustful Rapping

It's all about the tight hairy pussy I'm a rugby player thrusting into pussy even if it's musty She's getting fussy and touchy because I'm a wild lusty Siberian husky Güey! Who doesn't care if her taco fuzzy I'm a funny puppy crushing the puffy piggy bank getting her to let me deposit all the money They call me mad dog muddy cuz these honeys be begging me to take the dirt road home They call me Jerome the new Pope of Rome They suck my chrome and swallow my foam.

Bars in Progress (Rap) by smurfboy21, literature

Literature

Bars in Progress (Rap)

They call me N.S.F.W. cuz my skills are explicit Gettin them fired cuz of our inappropriate habit Making Babies like a wild rabbit She's annoying cuz she's always trying to grab it. I'm gonna beat her with a racquet. Then bury her in a casket. Need to put me in a straight jacket before I wreck havoc. Bush Trying to keep me out the upper echelon tax bracket But these granite ceilings can't keep me down. I'm about to ride my dragon out the castle and show them all my many facets. They can't stop my madness. I'm all passion. I'm better than batman; no need for gadgets. Superman without the kryptonite; no one can stop my grandness.