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Steal My RapsSteal My Raps by smurfboy21
Go ahead try to steal my bars!
I'm npr's czar. The top Star
Slaying with the Verbal guitar.
Like slash killing with the mad riffs
I'm smoking cruel splifs;
Leaving the scars on my lungs.
Like a mad bear on tour lookin at all the jail bait
but I'm a lightweight not trying to be part of the crime rate
So, I'm a wait upstate while she working on her growth rate
Then I'm going to invite her on a perfect date when she's got the clean slate.
She better not be overweight cuz I'm trying to procreate
My last name ain't Columbus I isn't trying to circumnavigate
She better have thick skin cuz I'm sick and going to mess her up
don't want to worry about her psychological state
They call me Alexander the Great
but I'm better cuz of my insane fertility rate
Cuz like they say he's gay
But no disrespect to the homos
I got love for the bros just ain't about that game
Do y'alls thing! Keep it clean! Not gonna get in the way
They try to call me Güey
but like I said
I got my balls
and they be
Nasty Lustful RappingNasty Lustful Rapping by smurfboy21
It's all about the tight hairy pussy
I'm a rugby player thrusting into pussy
even if it's musty
She's getting fussy and touchy
because I'm a wild lusty Siberian husky
Güey! Who doesn't care if her taco fuzzy
I'm a funny puppy crushing the puffy
piggy bank getting her to let me
deposit all the money
They call me mad dog muddy
cuz these honeys be begging me
to take the dirt road home
They call me Jerome the new Pope of Rome
They suck my chrome and swallow my foam.
Bars in Progress (Rap)Bars in Progress (Rap) by smurfboy21
They call me N.S.F.W. cuz my skills are explicit
Gettin them fired cuz of our inappropriate habit
Making Babies like a wild rabbit
She's annoying cuz she's always trying to grab it.
I'm gonna beat her with a racquet. Then bury her in a casket.
Need to put me in a straight jacket before I wreck havoc.
Bush Trying to keep me out the upper echelon tax bracket
But these granite ceilings can't keep me down.
I'm about to ride my dragon out the castle
and show them all my many facets.
They can't stop my madness. I'm all passion.
I'm better than batman; no need for gadgets.
Superman without the kryptonite; no one can stop my grandness.